A frickin' elephant

Little Johnny was five years old and just learning to read. He and his mother were reading a book on animals when he pointed at one page and cried, "Look, Mommy! It's a frickin' elephant!" His mother took a deep breath and said, "What did you say?" "It's a frickin' elephant, Mama! Look! It says so right here!" And so it did: "African Elephant." Ain't Hooked on Phonics wonderful?