A joke to brighten your Monday

A thief got past security at the Louvre, stole some paintings, got them back to his van, but was captured within minutes when the van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a brilliant crime yet make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is why I had to steal: I have no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh!" Do you have DeGaulle to forward this joke? You have nothing Toulouse!